Thursday, August 31, 2006

Divorce - Muslim style

From a news story with Ananova:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1781752.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships

To get divorced in the Muslim world, all one must do is say: I divorce thee - 3 times...
With the divorce rate in America - I do not believe we are much different.
It is really sad...

Man got divorced in his sleep

An Indian Muslim man has reportedly been ordered to separate from his wife after saying 'I divorce thee' in his sleep.
Aftab Ansari was told to leave Sohela, his wife of 11 years, after he said ‘talaq’ - the Arabic equivalent of 'I divorce thee' - three times while asleep.
Religious scholars in Jalpaiguri, West Bengal, told the couple to obey orders or face social boycott, reports Asian News International.
The couple were told the only alternative under Muslim law was a temporary separation of 100 days during which the wife would stay at her father’s house and spend a night with another man who she must marry.
Sohela could then remarry Aftab after obtaining a divorce from her second husband.
But the mother of three has threatened to commit suicide if forced to marry someone else: “I love him and I don’t want to leave him in any case," she said.
But Aftab said: “I think what my society is doing is also not wrong. I think they are doing what they think is right.”

Well at least this cuts out the divorce lawyers....

Bob

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Elections - wolves

Acts 20:29

For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock.

Thoughts on politics - now that the elections are upon us....

**Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
**There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.
**New Latin motto for politicians: Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.
**A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with'Once Upon A Time'?"
He replied, "No, there are Fairy Tales that begin with,'If elected I promise'."

~~Dr Bob, www.grif.net 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

About the time our original 13 states adopted their new constitution, in1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior:

"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship."

"The average age of the worlds greatest civilizations from the beginning ofhistory, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:"

1. From bondage to spiritual faith,
2. From spiritual faith to great courage,
3. From courage to liberty,
4. From liberty to abundance,
5. From abundance to complacency,
6. From complacency to apathy,
7. From apathy to dependence and,
8. From dependence back into bondage"

My question to you, this holiday weekend in 2006, is 'At what stage in this list would you place the United States today?' I say 5 or 6 to 7 sliding into 8

~~Dr Bob, www.grif.net 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

A man on the street was asked by a reporter doing a survey the following question:

Sir, what do you believe is the greatest threat to the USA?

1. Ignorance

or

2. Apathy

His reply:

I do not know, nor do I care....

and for the icing on the cake...


At the turn of the Century, one of the leading newspapers addressed the following question to many notable persons In Great Britain:

"What in your opinion is the chief danger, social or political, that confronts the coming century?"

Here is one of the responses:

"In answer to your enquiry, I consider that the chief dangers which confront the coming century will be:

  • religion without the Holy Ghost;
  • Christianity without Christ;
  • forgiveness without repentance;
  • salvation without regeneration;
  • politics without God; and
  • Heaven without Hell.

General William Booth the Founder of the Salvation Army as written in

The War Cry on 5 January 1901 p7, col.2

Why do I think of the Episcopal church after reading this...?

or the United Methodist for that matter...

Matthew 7:15


Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

oh the tangled web we weave....

Ananova news:

Mix-up costs man his wife and his mistress

A Romanian man lost his wife and his mistress in one night after buying both a personalised gold necklace and mixing up the gifts.

uhhhh, duh...!!!!!

Petru Cioaba, from Focsany, bought identical necklaces for his wife and his mistress and had their initials and a personal message engraved onto each one.

duh, which way did he go....silly wabbit.

But he mixed up the necklaces, and after he left his wife the necklace one morning as a surprise present for her and went to work, he got a message from a lawyer saying she was filing for divorce.

but honey......

Cioaba said he hoped his wife, to whom he has been married 20 years, would not go through with the divorce, local daily 7 Plus reported.

moral of this story:

one woman is more than enough to keep up with...
if you spend the time keeping the wife happy that you spend on the girlfriend, then you would have one happy wife.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Woman stabbed husband for refusing sex

Ananova News:

Woman stabbed husband for refusing sex

An Argentinian woman has been arrested for stabbing her husband because he did not have sex with her.
The 52-year-old, from Buenos Aires, stabbed her husband in the back but he was not seriously injured.
She told police she had spent the day trying to get him into bed but he had ignored all of her hints.
The woman told La Cuarta: "I wore a G-string and high heels in the house but he did not notice, I could not stand this.
"I got really mad and I stabbed him."
The husband went to the police station to lodge a complant before going to hospital where he was treated for minor injuries.
A police spokesperson said: "She did not think she did anything wrong, she kept saying that he was her husband and that he had to fulfil his obligations and that because he didn't she had the right to punish him."

The moral of this story is to keep the wife happy...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1732775.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships


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A Breakers wedding



This is the Breakers Hotle in Palm Beach and this is a bride preparing for her big day.

Photo's courtesy of:
www.SouthFloridaPhotography.biz

The Breakers Hotel is a wonderful venue for a wedding. The decor and the cuisine are always first class. If you are in Palm Beach and you want the very best, then I suggest the Breakers Hotel. I had the pleasure of performing a few weddings at the Breakers.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Jessica and Christine Walker

Robert (Bob) Walker is father of 2 children:
Jessica lynn Walker and Christine Evelyn Walker
Jessica means "wealthy" in Hebrew and Christine means "believer in Christ"
sorry, but Christine is not an "Evelyn" but I did not name her...my "into the gothic scene" kid of mine. Hello Jessica and Christine Walker

This is dedicated to Jessica Lynn Walker and her sister Christine Evelyn Walker of Pembroke Pines - Hollywood, Florida in the Ft. Lauderdale area of Broward County. May their mother, Renee C. Frost Walker, find her peace. Christine is my gothic interested daughter.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

HECK - What the heck...

Heck - what the heck...

Some humorous reading.

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Heck is a state of being in the afterlife, according to certain (sometimes ironic) religious philosophies. It is generally presented as the place where the souls of deceased people who were somewhat sinful - but not bad enough to warrant the eternal torment of Hell - are punished. To others, it is merely a euphemism for Hell.

According to some believers, it is a temporary punishment, to teach the soul a lesson, similar to the traditional Catholic concept of Purgatory. Others conceive of it as permanent and eternal like Hell, but not as unpleasant, marked more by boredom, sadness, and loss than pain and suffering; this model is similar to the ancient Greek conception of the underworld realm of Hades. The unifying concept is an appeal to a common sense of justice suggesting that milder punishments should be meted out for milder wrongdoing. The name is taken from the popular euphemism for the profane word Hell.

One humorous example of this concept in popular literature is in the comic strip Dilbert, in which a character named Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light (a milder styling than "Prince of Darkness") is the ruler of Heck, and appears periodically to inflict mild punishments upon characters for their moderate transgressions. Instead of the Prince of Darkness's familiar pitchfork, Phil wields an enormous spoon.

Another view in humorous light is that Heck, being lesser than Hell, is ruled by Satan's less evil brother Stan (Satan without the first a).

I used to work with Stan and one of his co-workers would agree with this and the minions of Stan...I liked that Stan.

Heck is the place to which you are darned if you have no faith in gosh

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