Monday, June 26, 2006

Marriage announcements bloopers...

Marriage announcements from the newspaper or church bulletin often bring a
smile:

~~John and Susan have been lifelong friends. This marriage marks the end of
that friendship . .

~~In a special candlelit service on their 50th Anniversary, Steve and
Mildred celebrated a marriage vow removal . .

~~After much vandalism, the stain-glass window in the church have been
replaced with bullet-proof glass just in time for the wedding of Jason and
Amanda . .

~~Diana and Dan request your presents at their wedding . .

~~At the bridal shower for Julia the mother of the bride and groom served
canapes and salad without dressing . .

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Photography Slide Show

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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Wedding quotes

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~Barnett R. Brickner

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. ~Jerry McCant

Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. ~Scottish Proverb

One that marries for money – earns every penny. ~ Chaplain Bob Walker b.Th.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do. ~Bettina Arndt, Private Lives, 1986

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. ~Jackie Gleason

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. ~Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. ~Groucho Marx

On Jesus:

What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps? ~Author Unknown

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~Mahatma Gandhi

On a lighter note:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. ~Author Unknown
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~American Proverb

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Wedding Cake

But this is a story about a groom and bride , a young couple preparing for their wedding day.
The bride-to-be was obviously stressed out and the sensitive future groom offered to help her with some of the arrangements. She suggested that he handle the ordering of the wedding cake.

There was a Scripture verse that was special to her and she told him that she would very much like for it to be written on their wedding cake. The verse She wanted was 1 John 4:18, "There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear."

He agreed that it was indeed the perfect verse for their cake and set off for the bakery. He did a fine job at the bakery, informing the baker of all the details of this magnificent wedding cake, including the Scripture verse.

He left out a vital piece of information for the baker, however,and instead of 1 John 4:18, he told the baker simply John 4:18. A few days before the wedding, the baker contacted the groom to confirm the Scripture they wanted on the cake. He assured her that the verse he said was exactly what his future wife wanted. Somewhat apprehensive, the baker hung up the phone and proceeded to decorate the young couple's wedding cake.

The big day had arrived. The ceremony went off extremely well. The bride had never looked more beautiful and He looked very handsome in his tuxedo.

The two proceeded to the reception and over to the wedding cake to begin the picture-taking session. It was at this moment that He realized his tragic mistake with the verse.

She read, with horror, the verse on their wedding cake. John 4:18 says:"The fact is, you have had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband."

Oh, my - this is why details are very important...

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Bible verses for weddings



Marriage tips from the Bible

Pre-marital counseling from the Bible.


Some of these Bible verses are a nice touch for readings in the wedding ceremony.

(Genesis 2:18 KJV) (18) And the Lord God said, {It is} not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. (Genesis 2:24 KJV) (24) Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

(Proverbs 18:22 KJV) (22) {Whoso} findeth a wife findeth a good {thing}, and obtaineth favour of the Lord.

(Jeremiah 29:6 KJV) (6) Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished.

(Hosea 2:19-20 KJV) (19) And I will betroth thee unto me for ever; yea, I will betroth thee unto me in righteousness, and in judgment, and in lovingkindness, and in mercies. (20) I will even betroth thee unto me in faithfulness: and thou shalt know the Lord.

2Cr 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

(1 Corinthians 7:2-4 KJV) (2) Nevertheless, {to avoid} fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. (3) Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. (4) The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife. (1 Timothy 5:14 KJV) (14) I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

(Hebrews 13:4 KJV) (4) Marriage {is} honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

(Ephesians 5:22-33 KJV) (22) Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. (23) For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. (24) Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so {let} the wives {be} to their own husbands in every thing. (25) Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; (26) That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, (27) That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish. (28) So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. (29) For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church: (30) For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones. (31) For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh. (32) This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church. (33) Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife {see} that she reverence {her} husband.

(1 Peter 3:1 KJV) (1) Likewise, ye wives, {be} in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; (1 Peter 3:7 KJV) (7) Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with {them} according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.
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1 Corinthians 13 The LOVE Chapter of the Bible
Charity is often translated as LOVE from the Greek.
If you have love, you have charity.
13:1 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.

13:2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity (LOVE) , I am nothing.

13:3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.

13:4 Charity (LOVE) suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,

13:5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;

13:6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;

13:7 Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.

13:8 Charity (LOVE) never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.

13:9 For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.

13:10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.

13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

13:12 For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity (LOVE).
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Provers 31:10 (The virtuous woman)
Who can find a virtuous woman?
for her price is far above rubies.
The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Many weddings are planned this month in June...

Courtesy of Grif.net

Many weddings are planned this month. I had one last night, one thisafternoon, and 4 in the next 3 days! And that's just the first week ofJune! Here are some thoughts from my 36 years of weddings/counseling thatmight encourage you:

*As part of the sermon (saved on video, of course) I heard myself saying,"It is a sad fact that 50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% endin death. You could be one of the lucky ones."

*As I was asking the traditional wedding questions, "Wilt thou love, honor,cherish, be faithful, etc" I was surprised to hear the groom answer "Iwilt".

*In the last counseling session we "check off" all the parts of the ceremonyto be sure the wedding will flow smoothly. We talked about hymns andspecial music, how the front of the church would be decorated, and whethershe would have a white runner down the center aisle.So I read down the list, "Aisle? Altar? Hymn?" and she said, "Pastor, that'swhat she planned to do. I'll alter him."

*In discussing how to handle finances, I shared with a couple that my wifeis always asking for money. "$50 this week, $100 last week. Every week it'smoney, money, money."They asked what she did with all the money and I had to confess that Ididn't know. I never gave her any!

*Overheard from two men in line for cake at a wedding. One said, "Well, mywife is an angel"The other replied, "Be thankful. Mine's still alive."