Saturday, June 17, 2006

Wedding quotes

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~Barnett R. Brickner

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. ~Jerry McCant

Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. ~Scottish Proverb

One that marries for money – earns every penny. ~ Chaplain Bob Walker b.Th.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do. ~Bettina Arndt, Private Lives, 1986

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. ~Jackie Gleason

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. ~Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. ~Groucho Marx

On Jesus:

What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps? ~Author Unknown

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~Mahatma Gandhi

On a lighter note:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. ~Author Unknown
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~American Proverb