Man in the DOG HOUSE....

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1678283.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships

Married man in the dog house....literally!!!

Man chained up in kennel by Ananova news

A 75-year-old Polish man was chained up by his wife in a dog kennel because she was fed up with him coming home drunk.
Zdzislawa Bukarowicza was chained up by his wife Helena and fed on dog food and water because she was sick of him spending all their money on vodka.
He survived almost three weeks living on an old blanket in the dog kennel and being fed from the dog bowl despite temperatures of minus 20 degrees at his home in Scinawa.
He was eventually freed when friends, who had not seen him at their local for several days, called the police.

The moral of this story is....

Do not come home drunk and spend all the family money on vodka....AMEN.

I wonder what the wife looks like...?

Chaplain Bob

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Better Offer...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get tothe part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'befaithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day ofthe wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every commandand wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

so much for dumb blonde jokes....

Bob

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Bob

Paying Child Support

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1571037.html?menu=news.quirkies.unlucky

Ananova:

Sperm donor must pay maintenance
A Swedish man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple has been ordered to pay child support for their three children.
In the early 1990s the man, now 39, donated his sperm to a woman in a lesbian relationship. She had three sons, the oldest of whom is now 13 years old.
Although the man signed a document confirming he was the biological father of the children, he told the court the women agreed he would not be involved in their upbringing in any way.
But when the women separated, the biological mother of the three boys demanded child support payments from the man.
He went to court but lost the case and the subsequent appeal before taking the matter to the Supreme Court, the highest appeals court in the country.
The Supreme Court has confirmed the earlier rulings, stating that the biological father is required to pay child support to the mother of the three children he indirectly fathered.

Don't go there

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1510648.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships
Ananova:
Man faked kidnap to skip wedding
A Guatemalan man faked his own kidnapping to get out of his wedding.
The 25-year-old disappeared on the day of his wedding and appeared again hours later claiming he'd been kidnapped.
He gave the police a full statement but officers thought his story was suspicious.
A police spokesman said: "We soon found out that it was a lie. He did it all to escape the wedding, poor bride."
The man now faces charges of wasting police time, Estado de Sao Paulo reports.

If at first you don't suceed...

Or Pratice makes perfect....?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1578962.html?menu=news.quirkies.rockyrelationships

Married 162 times - and still wants more
A Bosnian pensioner who claims to have been married 162 times has said he wants to marry at least another 100 women.
Nedeljko Ilincic, 75, from Milosevac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, said he first got married when he was 15 and since then it has been "just one wife after another".
He said he now plans to see if his "feat" is worthy of a place in the Guinness Book of Records.
The former waiter, who has 14 children from different marriages, told local weekly Svet: "I first got married when I was only 15.
"I did it mainly because my parents wanted me to marry a woman named Joka, even though she was 20 years older than me, because her family was rich.
"I soon divorced her though because I didn't like her and after that it was just one wife after another. I seemed to be getting either married or divorced all the time.
"The length of the marriages was always different, sometimes I'd spend a few years with my wife, other times it would just be a week. I must hold the record though."
And the former waiter, who is currently single, said that at 75 he had not lost his appetite for marriage.
He said: "I'm still very popular with the ladies. At the moment there are two I could choose from, Janja and Dragica, who are both from Gradacac in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and I've heard one of my ex-wives Petra also wants me back.
"I may be getting on a bit, but I'm not ready to give up on love just yet. Another 100 marriages would probably calm me down."

Winter Palm Tree Weddings in South Florida

South Florida is a great place for a beach wedding in the winter.

Palm Tree's at no extra charge.

Bob

Happy New Years 2006

New Years Party...

New Years Party...Thai style

My wife is on the right...

Bob