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Man faked kidnap to skip wedding
A Guatemalan man faked his own kidnapping to get out of his wedding.
The 25-year-old disappeared on the day of his wedding and appeared again hours later claiming he'd been kidnapped.
He gave the police a full statement but officers thought his story was suspicious.
A police spokesman said: "We soon found out that it was a lie. He did it all to escape the wedding, poor bride."
The man now faces charges of wasting police time, Estado de Sao Paulo reports.