Dumped bride finishes wedding using dog as groom

Man's best friend...and woman's too

Dumped bride uses dog as groom
From Ananova News:

A dumped bride went ahead with her wedding and the reception dinner - using her dog to replace the groom.

Emma Knight, who is 41, was dumped two weeks before her wedding to Paul Fox, who is37.

To cheer herself and not waste the money spent on the party she decided to go ahead with her wedding reception anyway.

She dressed up her faithful dog, who is named Dennis, up as the bridegroom and he was treated to a piece of the four-tier wedding cake.

Emma wore the £1,500 wedding dress she had bought and partied until the small hours with her 100 guests. this dress is about $3,000 in the USA.

The next day the bride named Emma flew to France with her best pal, Dennis the dog, on a pre-booked honeymoon to St Malo, France.

To try and recoup some of her £3,000 losses, Emma, of Portland, Dorset, is selling items bought for the wedding in a local paper.

According to the Sun newspaper of England She said: "It's the best we could make of a bad situation. We had a great time."

Man's and Woman's best friend...

I Don't

From Ananova News:

I Don't ...

(Do not try this at home kids...)

Bride's joke backfires

A bride in Austria who replied 'I don't' as a joke has found out that the joke was on her.
The wedding officiant refused to continue the marriage ceremony.

(Hahahaha....I get it)

Tina Albrecht, who is 27, was going to to marry her fiancé Dietmar Koch, who is 29, in a castle in the town of Steyr, located in Upper Austria.

(I bet that she is still laughing at this one)

Tina, who is a receptionist tried to bring a bit of humor into the marriage ceremony and tried to play a joke by saying "I don't".

(A receptionist with a sense of humour)

Authorities called off the wedding ceremony.

In Austria, the law says that if either party replies to the key question in the negative the wedding is cancelled and cannot be rescheduled for at least 10 weeks.
This is for the purpose of preventing forced marriages.

(I wonder if the groom needed to be forced to marry the bride after this mess...?)

Tina Albrecht said: "We had to send all our guests home and now we have to wait until March before we can try again. In retrospect it was probably not so funny."

(You say.....)

Next time - when the part about " If anyone can show just cause as to why this couple may not be lawfully married - speak now or hearafter hold your peace...." Make sure the family keeps quiet - or else.

Bob

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