Marriage announcements bloopers...

Marriage announcements from the newspaper or church bulletin often bring a
smile:

~~John and Susan have been lifelong friends. This marriage marks the end of
that friendship . .

~~In a special candlelit service on their 50th Anniversary, Steve and
Mildred celebrated a marriage vow removal . .

~~After much vandalism, the stain-glass window in the church have been
replaced with bullet-proof glass just in time for the wedding of Jason and
Amanda . .

~~Diana and Dan request your presents at their wedding . .

~~At the bridal shower for Julia the mother of the bride and groom served
canapes and salad without dressing . .

~~
Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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